Category Archives: kids

To Be Nervous, or Not To Be Nervous…

That is the question, people. Tomorrow I begin my first long-term subbing job. Will it be awesome? It will. Why?  Wait for it: It’s teaching AP English and Drama. Guys. *Snort* THEY’RE PAYING ME FOR THIS! I get to direct plays. And teach Shakespeare (along with other poetry, which can be amazing or terrifying, you...

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My poor kids.

So the Boy (he’s 8 — for 3 more weeks) is the only one in this house (well, besides me, on occasion) who has had a Real Haircut in the past decade. He had a trim (with a Free Haircut coupon) at the beginning of September. So, for the past week, I may have *possibly*...

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Truly Bad Poetry (Mine)

  –It Kind of Rhymes– Yesterday was a sick day. That’s not very nice. I lay in bed all day long Not even eating rice. Ice cream sounded painful, Cookies are a crock. I’d pay someone some money To bash in my head with a rock. –Sub Haiku– Taught first grade today. How many tears...

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Happy Birthday, little boy-child

Okay. so you’re not so little. Eight. Really? Oh, yes. Really. And I never want you to forget that I tried to surprise you with the Angry Birds cupcakes, but you saw the file hidden on the computer, and you gasped and you grinned and you hollered, “ILoveYouMommyILoveYouMommyILoveYouMommy” just like on Kid History. (I did....

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Curly Girlie

When she was little, we curled her hair in those fat-pencil rollers almost every week. It prevented the brushing, which thing (the brushing, not the prevention) she really hated. And Daddy was convinced that she behaved better less hideously when she was curly. In any case, she has always had some pretty great hair. She...

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Music to my Soul

Hey, look: Here’s Kid 2. I love this girl. I love that she works hard to do the things she knows she should do. Like practicing the violin. And letting her daddy take pictures of her. That part makes us all happy. Also I love her blue fingernails. I may have been accused of thinking...

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“Kiss Your Face” Week: Day Four

Today? I’d like to kiss the faces of my Kids. And so I will.Times Four. (Except Kid 1 is away at a conference. And she doesn’t even read this blog. So I’ll have to do the virtual kissyface for her. But for the rest, here I go.) My Kids are fun. And smart. And sarcastic...

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Belle’s Bookshelf “When You Reach Me”

I know. You’ve waited long enough. Here is the latest installment of Belle’s Bookshelf, done by my Kid 3, now 10 years old. I have recently read a book that was way better than I expected. It is called “When You Reach Me” written by the master of resolving: Rebecca Stead. My Amazing Mother gave...

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