There are a lot of grains in a one-pound bag of millet seed. And if you drop it, or even bump it a little, you’re pretty much guaranteed a millet-floor for days to come.
As soon as you get off the phone with your parents, telling them how perfectly fine everything is, thank you, you’re pretty much guaranteed to get the phone call from the school.
The texture of wheat berries is, strangely, not as vomitous as the texture of cooked oatmeal.
The words “background check” might cause some people to be seized with fear, but it just makes me tired to think I’ll have to come up with years’ worth of home addresses.
When it’s many degrees below freezing, even smart children need to be reminded to wear coats to school. Also socks.
James Earl Jones might be my model for God. Not necessarily in anything except physical attributes. I’m just saying. If God were to talk to me out loud, I’d like Him to sound like JEJ. And then smile at me with His whole face, just like that.
500 words at a time makes a little book in a little while. (Or a bigger book in a longer while.)
It would have been a good idea to learn to play the piano many years ago, when I had all my brain cells.
People are generally really nice. But I somehow still manage to pick out / find /discover the other kind. Call it a gift.
Moving more and eating less is a really good way to feel healthy.
that is all